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Lima. Turns out this place is really cloudy and gorgeous with such varied architecture I can´t help but do the tourist walk-and-gawk. I´m staying in the Barranco neighborhood which is a bit more historical but am switching hostels now becuase I actually heard two ´dudes´playing ping-pong say, ´Dude, I was so stoked, bro. F$%&, man, I just gotta f·"%%$ng shave and go out tonight, gotta date, man.´ Yeah, so I´m going now. I came to see Lima, not to listen to pothead snowboarder-types hang out in their faux-hipster natural environments.

Last night I went to a fantastic bar of dark wood and yellow light with acoustic guitar accompaniment and tasty pizza.

Lima. Resulta que este lugar es bastante nublado y lindo con estilos de arquitectura tan varios que estoy caminando y mirando como re-turista. Estoy quedando en el barrio Barranco que es un poco mas histórico pero voy a cambiar de hostal porque acaba de oir dos ´bacánes´ jugando ping-pong decir, ´Ey, estaba tan prendido, bacán. No joda, man, solamente tengo que afeitarme, no joda y salir, tengo cita, bacán, no joda.´ Pues, ya me voy. Llegué a Lima para verla, no para escuchar a marijuaneros snowboarder-tipos andar en sus propios ambientes de pseudo-hip.